Sir Isaac Newton, in one of his famous laws decreed that, "For
every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." He was speaking in terms
of physics, of course, but social scientists have long noted that what he had to
say often, if not always, applies to the affairs of man as well. They might have
to modify the statement slightly to say that "For every action there is,
eventually, an equal and opposite reaction." And it seems to me, that the same
law could also be applied to art. A movement develops, thrives, dominates, and
in so doing angers a significant bloc of individuals who formulate their own
pendulum swing back in the opposite direction. And so it goes, from Academicism
to Impressionism, from the Pre-Raphaelites to Dada, from WPA art to Abstract
Expressionism then to Pop, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. The pendulum swings,
the clock keeps ticking.
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| The first Stuckist show, 1999, Shoreditch, (east end of London) |
Postmodernism is about a generation old now, and it's not surprising that
"eventually" has finally come upon it. The opposite reaction, though not equal by any means, seems to be a sort of anti-movement art movement which
developed in Britain as the result of some of the worst excesses of
Postmodernism as identified mostly in conceptual art. In some ways it's not too unlike Dada movement of a century ago. Like the
Impressionists, they take their name from an intended insult--Stuckist--though
in fact they hate the term. They claim not to be an "ism." The "stuck" part they
seem not to mind. The co-founders of the non-movement were Billy Childish and
Charles Thomson. The group got their name when Tracey Emin (remember, her
unmade bed at the Tate) screamed at her then boyfriend, Billy Childish, that his
art was stuck, stuck, stuck! Along with Emin's work, Stuckists also hold in
extremely low regard that of Damien Hirst (embalmed sheep), whom they also accuse of plagiarism, and Chris Ofili (no
need to elaborate on him).
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| Sir Nicholas Serota Makes an Acquisitions Decision, 2000, Charles Thomson |
Personalities aside, I don't intend to discuss the art on either side of
the fence. However, the most interesting aspects of Stuckism is its manifesto. A few lines are especially compelling. "Artists who don't paint
aren't artists." That leaves out a lot of artists. "Art that has to be in a
gallery to be art isn't art." That leaves out a lot of art as well. The Stuckists
believe art should be displayed in homes with tables and chairs and sofas and
tea, not in sterile, all-white surroundings. I can see the logic in that. "Success is getting out of bed in
the morning and painting." I rather like that one. "A Stuckist is not a career
artist but...an amateur." The point this one makes is that professionals fear
failure; amateurs don't, because they have nothing to lose. There may be some
truth to that but I've known a lot of amateurs who were also inhibited by a fear
of failure. Stuckists abhor novelty, shock, and gimmicks. Postmodernism tries to
ape the past and foresee the future. Stuckists try to ignore both. Stuckists
champion process over cleverness, realism over abstraction, content over void,
humor over wittiness, and painting over everything else.
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| The Stuckists are perennially critical of the Tate's Turner Prize purchases. |
Notwithstanding their blacklisting of many of their British counterparts, the
Stuckists hold in greatest contempt not so much the Hirsts and Ofilis of their
generation (and especially Britain's annual Turner Prize) but the educational establishment which fostered them; not to mention the Saachis
(a London art gallery) and government subsidies which have isolated such artists from the "real" world
of human artistic expression. The Stuckists deem commercial success as the death of
personal expression in painting. And they see the educational institutions that
gave birth to the iconoclastic aura of conceptual art as nothing more than
bureaucratic money machines trapping untalented students and milking their
wealthy parents in the name of "success" in the art world rat race. A valid observation. Stuckists
call for all art education institutions to make their facilities and faculties
available during off-hours for the enrichment of the community at large. Sounds
like a good idea to me. Like all art manifestos, there is much in the Stuckist's
document that is pure B.S. (not bachelor of sciences). But there is also a fair
amount of C.S. (common sense) as well. Stuckists take as their motto, "We only
denounce that which stops at the starting point--Stuckism starts at the
stopping point." As a self-confessed Postmodernist, I make no claim to being a
Stuckist, but I do get stuck sometimes. And sometimes, stuck ain't bad.
































